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I like eating food
Eating food is good for you
Eating food is good for me
So I eat enough food for three (mother fucker)
I like smoking pot
Man I like that shit a lot
And that shit it does like me
So I smoke enough pot for three (stereo cough)
I like female boobs
Especially when there’s two
Not so much if there’d be three
But still that’s more boobie for me
When I sing this song
I will get the lyrics (something) wrong
But if you will bare (something) with me
‘cause I’m fucked up most certainly
I like drinking beer
Like this one sitting right here
I’ll have one, no I’ll have three
Oh fuck it, get a case for me
I like eating food
Eating food is good for you
Eating food is good for me
So I eat enough food for three
I like smoking pot
Man I like that shit a lot
And that shit it does like me
So I smoke enough pot for three
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2. |
TOSS (The Oral Sex Song)
02:57
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She said to come over at two, she said she had nothing to do
I said I’d come over at three, she said she’d go down on me
So now I show up there at one, ‘cause I’m gonna have me some fun
But before you go on your way, there’s something that I must say
Please don’t use your teeth on my dick
Please don’t use your teeth on my dick
I think it might hurt, and I’d rather eat dirt
Be gentle for me when you lick
I just can’t take anymore, she knocked me right back on the floor
I grabbed for my pants and a shoe, she says “that all you gonna do?”
So now I’m back down on my knees, between her legs I’m gonna please
She said before you’re on your way, there’s something that I must say
Please don’t use your teeth on my clit
Please don’t use your teeth on my clit
I think it might hurt, and I’d rather eat dirt
Be gentle for me when you lick
Please don’t use your teeth on my dick
Please don’t use your teeth on my dick
I think it might hurt, and I’d rather eat dirt
Be gentle for me when you lick
Please don’t use your teeth on my dick
Please don’t use your teeth on my dick
I think it might hurt, and I’d rather eat dirt
Be gentle for me when you lick
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The Game
02:08
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You take a hit, and say what's crack-o-lacking
You can tell the way she looks she is attracted
to your zeal, can't control how you feel
Let her know your name, it's the next step in the game
Come stay with me, it's a different kind of free
with invisible shackles, the only way to be
somewhat complete, nothing else can compete
You can't see any other way, it's the next step of the game
Said get your shit, and now you've started packing
It's so tense in here the anger isn't lacking
or the fear, so alone when your near
About enough to go insane, that's the next step of the game
You take a hit, and say what's crack-o-lacking
You can tell the way she looks she is attracted
to your zeal, can't control how you feel
Let her know your name, it's the next step in the game
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Caelum Monstrum
02:42
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M.P.S.
01:13
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Madonna pees in the shower
Madonna pees in the shower
That's what she said when she was on David Letterman
But I'll just have to take her word
Because I've never been in the shower with her
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6. |
Death by Space Wizard
00:59
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Tiny Men With Forks Indianapolis, Indiana
Riding on the cusp of reality for some time, a split songwriter and an inflatable dinosaur go on the adventure of a lifetime. In an attempt to express their own unoriginality, the guise of a band is formed. Oh but the music, the music is real.
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